Dirty Pick Up Lines Guaranteed to Make Her Blush and Squirm 

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Have you been talking for a while now and things haven’t started getting sexy? Or maybe, you want to elevate the sexual levels of your conversation? If so, it’s time to take control of your conversation and steer it to a sexier and humor-filled route with 100 of the best dirty pick up lines.  

Warning: use these pick up lines wisely! These pick up lines are still cheesy and borderline cringey. But, we have to give it to them, they’re the easiest way to allude to hotter and sexier topics without being way too straightforward.  

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Pick-up lines have been around for a long time, I believe. It gained popularity back in the 2010s, wherein people started being creative with them. Fortunately for some, they ended up as these smooth casanova’s. Unluckily for others, they got labelled as the cheesiest men in the world. 

Here are 100 of the best pick up lines we’ve ever heard from men all over the internet: 

  1. They say that kissing is a language of love, so would you mind starting a conversation with me? 
  1. You’re so hot, my zipper is falling for you 
  1. If guys think with their dicks, do you mind blowing my mind? 
  1. When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth? 
  1. If I’m a pain in your ass…we can just add more lubricant 
  1. Are you a cowgirl? Because I can see you riding me 
  1. So, do you like Harry Potter? I was just wondering if you’d let me drag my 9 ¾ Diagon Alley across your face 
  1. Could I possibly interest you in taking a gander at my abnormally large penis? Just for scientific purposes, of course 
  1. Looks or brains? What a coincidence! I’m usually into (looks or brains) but I was honestly kind of hoping we could just go home and fuck each other’s brains out 
  1. Is that a mirror in your pants? Because i can see myself in there 
  1. Sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that comes up 
  1. Are you an eco-friendly kind of girl? The condom in my pocket expires tomorrow, so why don’t you help me use it? 
  1. Is your name winter? Because you’ll be coming soon 
  1. I’m not into watching sunsets but I’d love to see you go down 
  1. Can you tell me what time you’ll come back to my place, please? 
  1. Is your name Earl-Grey? Because you look like a hot-tea! 
  1. I love my bed, but I’d rather be in yours 
  1. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you 
  1. Your body is 70% water….and I’m thirsty 
  1. Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor. 
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  1. Is it hot in here or is it just you? 
  1. I lost my keys…can I check your pants
  1. I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink 
  1. Are you an elevator? Because I’ll go up and down on you 
  1. You look great right now, but you know what else would look great on you? Me! 

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  1. With school, I want an A. with you, I just want to F 
  1. Roses are red, violets are fine. You be the six, I’ll be the nine 
  1. What did you say your name was? I want to make sure I’m screaming the right name tonight 
  1. I think I could fall madly in bed with you 
  1. Are you a campfire? Because you’re hot and I want s’more 
  1. I’m not feeling myself today. Can I feel you instead? 
  1. I don’t think I want babies, but I wouldn’t mind refining my baby making techniques with you! 
  1. Are you my homework? Because I’m not doing you, but I definitely should be! 
  1. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention 
  1. Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it 
  1. Let’s play Titanic. You be the iceberg and I’ll go down 
  1. Dinner first, or we can go straight to dessert
  1. Want to save water by showering together? 
  1. I’m an adventurer and I want to explore you 
  1. Do you have room for an extra tongue in your mouth? 
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  1. Are you a supermarket sample? Because I want to taste you again and again and again without any sense of shame 
  1. Don’t ever change. Just get naked 
  1. Are you Dracula? You looked a little thirsty when you were looking at me 
  1. I’m just like a pore strip. Hard to get off, but extremely satisfied once you do 
  1. If your upper lip is Christmas and your lower lip is Thanksgiving, can I come visit sometime in between? 
  1. Did you send the invitation to the party in between your legs by mail or do you want to give it to me in person? 
  1. If I was the judge, I’d sentence you to my bed 
  1. Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you 
  1. Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it? 
  1. There must be a light switch on my forehead because everytime I see you, you turn me on! 

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  1. So as long as we’re in the theater, why don’t we get some play
  1. Want to play the conductor? You be the engineer and I’ll go choo choo! 
  1. If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them 
  1. Baby you’re so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole 
  1. Did you take your vitamin D today? Want to? 
  1. Did you make Santa’s naughty list this year? You want to? 
  1. I’m not a weatherman, but you can expect a few more inches tonight 
  1. I’m not a dentist but I can give you a filling 
  1. Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a large bone for you to examine 
  1. You have 206 bones in your body. Want me to give you another one? 
  1. I may not go down in history, but i will go down on you 
  1. I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping you’re a slut instead 
  1. One of my friends told me you hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong? 
  1. Your breasts remind me or Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them 
  1. Do you like to draw? Because I put the D in Raw 
  1. Want to see if you can add “has an awesome gag reflex” to your name? 
  1. The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it in you? 
  1. Let’s play carpenter. First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you 
  1. I can tell you do yoga. Why don’t you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are? 
  1. Your smile is almost as big, warm and lovely as my penis 
  1. If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning 
  1. I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face 
  1. Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you 
  1. Was your dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns 
  1. Are you a shark? Because I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow 
  1. Are you a doctor? Because you cured my erectile dysfunction 
  1. Do you like whales? We can go hump back at my place 
  1. Do you work at Home Depot? Because you’re giving me wood 
  1. Is that a keg in your pants? Because I’d like to tap that ass 
  1. You are so selfish. You’re going to have that body of yours the rest of your life and I just want it for one night 
  1. Hi, I’m wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn’t have to be 
  1. Let me insert my plug into your socket and we can generate electricity 
  1. Do you know your ABC’s? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet 
  1. What has four legs and doesn’t have the most beautiful girl on it? My bed. Want to fix that? 
  1. Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle 
  1. Did you grow up in a chicken farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock 
  1. Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out 
  1. Are you flappy bird? Because I could tap you all night 
  1. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn you were checking out my package 
  1. Call me leaves, because you should be blowing me 
  1. Hey, do you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one 
  1. You know what I like in a girl? My dick 
  1. Would you like to try an Australian kiss? It’s just like a French kiss, but down under 
  1. As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit 
  1. Remember my name, because you’ll be screaming it later 
  1. You should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand 
  1. If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole? 
  1. You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard 
  1. I’d like to use your thighs as earmuffs 
  1. If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head? 

BONUS: there was a cat and a rooster walking side by side by the pool. The cat suddenly falls into the pool and the rooster bursts out laughing. What’s the moral of the story? Whenever there’s a wet pussy, there’s a happy cock!